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Jaxon's First Words were "HOOLDEEN!!"
Jaxon's birthplace is unknown.
Jaxon kept his childhood relatively private, his parents ascended the mortal realm, so an interview is out of the question. Not much is known about what happened during his childhood. In 2013, he would throw a molotov into a zoophile rally, killing 8 people and injuring 13.
Jaxon would create a secret organization named "The Jaxons", which the internet nicknamed "The molotunatti". The Jaxons were dedicated to throwing molotovs into rallies & protests he and the rest of the council disagreed with.
In March of 2017, he would miss a molotov throw, which bounced off a wall and hit Donald Trump directly in the nose, which killed him. Obama took his place.
On April 1st of 2022, he would throw a molotov into a pride parade. His only excuse was that it was "Just an april fools prank, bro."
He would plead guilty in court and end up with a life sentence. However, on October 30th, 2023, he would escape prison through using a plank to bend the bars of his cell enough for him to fit through. His current location is unknown and is still on the run to this day.