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Life

Holden's First Words were "Cheese"

Born in St. Whoever's Hospital in June of 2011, Holden was the youngest person to catch Bad to the Bone disease. After leaving his hospital room to go find a job, he bumped into Johnny, which kickstarted their infamous rivalry

Holden started a successful chalk manufacturing company, which also had a cat cafe built into it.

Career

Holden's chalk company became famous for it's secret chalk recipe, that was great at making the chalk stay together. To this day, nobody knows how he did it

Holden's chalk became a standard all over the world. Find a chalkboard? Of course, there's Holden chalk under it. This massive success drove other chalk companies (& cat cafes) out of business.

Rivalry

After both kickstarting their business at the same date, Johnny and Holden's companies had long battles. Nobody ever technically won, but Holden's genius marketing campaign against Johnny's business "Chalk do what HDL don't," is believed by some to have made him win the war.

Controversy

In December of 2022, Holden leaked discord chatlogs of Johnny grooming a buffalo. This ruined Johnny's reputation, however... Some long-time Johnny fans believe that Holden faked these chatlogs because of their rivalry. Holden's chalk company was shut down, but the cat cafe is still there to this day.