Life

Hayden's First Words were "Frozen dinner"

Hayden's past is a mystery.

In 2014, Hayden won the "Most straight cis male" award at StraightCon, which thrusted him into stardom. With his new found popularity, he started a Kickstarter campaign to create a usb drive that could hold a human consciousness.

Career

Hayden's Kickstarter campaign was a massive success. He made millions pitching his idea to investors and was very successful.

                 

Disappearence

Hayden was peaking all over the place. But then, suddenly, he completely disappeared, along with the blueprints and prototypes of the usb drive. It wasn't until 2020 when he was discovered.

                 

Discovery

In 2020, Purrfect Apawcalypse 3: Patches Infurno was released. Through datamining, it was discovered that Hayden had made a deal with 90% studios to transfer his consciousness into the game. He was forever immortalized as Patches, his favourite character. We are still trying to discover methods to communicate with him.